I am an open minded, highly educated and sensual young woman. As a practicing artist, I look for inspiration around every corner and am drawn to peak experiences. My inquisitive mind and my love of life are what has drawn me to where I am now.
I am a chameleon by nature and can adapt to anywhere I find myself. I am equally at home in an up-market establishment, as I am trekking through jungles with a rucksack on my back. I am a lover of beauty, whether by man-made or natural design, so you can always trust me to look my best in any given situation.
At my heart, I am a philanthropist and enjoy discussing life’s many subtleties and wonders over a dinner table or perhaps a pillow. My artist streak means that I am open minded, so please don’t be afraid to ask me for any service, requirement or role play you may have in mind.
I enjoy giving people a space and opportunity to be themselves, relax and enjoy life’s pleasures. I have an MSc, I have studied anatomy and I am well versed in tantra, so relax and give me the opportunity to give you a deep massage and an out-of-body experience. With me, you are in sensual, safe and soft hands. I look forward to meeting you.
Provided that you have followed the rules on etiquette page, Ferm is happy to offer the following pleasures during your meeting...
French kissing, OWO, CIM, swallow, deep throat, receiving oral
Anal play (both ways), spanking (both ways)
Outfits - secretary
Couple bookings - no extra charge.
|1 hour:||£300||£300 + taxi|
|1.5 hours:||£400||£400 + taxi|
|2 hours:||£500||£500 + taxi|
|3 hours:||£700||£700 + taxi|
|Dinner date||n/a||£750 + taxi|
|(2 hrs at dinner plus 2 hr of private time)|
|Overnight up to 12 hours||n/a||£1500 + taxi|
|(starting at 7pm or later)|
|Overnight up to 14 hours||n/a||£1700 + taxi|
|(starting at 6pm or later)|
1: Why do you escort?
I love being able to give people a space in their busy lives to feel alive, joy and pleasure.
2: If you could be a superhero (or villain) for a day, who would you most want to be?
I am essentially catlike at heart, so it would have to be catwoman. Slinking around at night or day and saving lives in style.
3: What fictional place would you most like to go?
Rivendell from Lord of The Rings. Somewhere filled with beauty, tranquility and with a beautiful walk in the woods close by.
4: Do you genuinely enjoy longer bookings?
I love the opportunity to get to know someone, find out what they enjoy in life, what turns them on and what turns them off. I always find that building up a rapport with someone makes for more fun and closer intimacy in the bedroom later.
5: We all have a guilty secret when it comes to music, what band or artist from the 80’s or 90’s do you listen to when no one else is around?
Although more late 70s, I love to put on Fleetwood Mac and dance around the flat like no one is watching!
6: Which discontinued TV series would you most want to bring back?
I don’t watch a huge amount of TV, but I’m a huge Agatha Christie fan, so give me a Poirot or Miss Marple anyday!
7: What is your favourite position?
Depends on the day and it depends on my relationship with the client…. although let’s just say that my favourite yoga asana is ‘Downward Dog’ 😉
8: If you could go anywhere in the world on holiday, where would it be and why?
South East Asia. The beautiful tropical quiet islands in that part of the world are the most beautiful I have ever seen. That paired with the mountainous jungle landscapes to explore and the kindness of the local people, just makes it one of my favourite places in the world… other than the South of France… Nothing beats a glass of wine watching the sunset en France with the sound of the crickets surrounding you. I speak French too, which also helps!
9: What is the smartest thing you have ever done?
My MSc, travelling the world and setting up my own art based business.
10: What’s the most adventurous thing you’ve ever done?
I have backpacked across the world, trekked with elephants in the jungle, lived in shacks on island paradises and meditated in the Himalayas…Also becoming an escort has to go up here too!
11: What is something everyone should do at least once in their life?
Travel, even if just to the next town…and take a yoga class.
12: What bores you?
Arrogance, rudeness and a closed mind.
13: What is the most annoying habit that other people have?
Forgetting that they are alive, breathing and living in this world with a lot of other people, who are also alive, breathing and thinking.
14: Which body part of yours do men/women compliment the most?
My bum. People seem to like my small, yet ample bum.
15: In your opinion, how many persons would the perfect sexual experience involve?
Two makes for a beautifully intimate encounter, but three or more can be so sensual and arousing.
16: Your date would like to buy you a gift, but is concerned not to make an unwanted purchase. Are there gifts that you simply have enough of, or which would be best avoided?
I prefer to avoid dairy as it just makes me feel funny. If someone buys me milk chocolate then I will always be grateful to receive it and eat it, but I’d rather non dairy truffles or dark chocolate thankyou please.
17: Are you the kind of person who knows what all the little forks and spoons are for when at a fine dining restaurant but at the same time do you enjoy a beer and a slice of pizza?
You will hear from my soft English tone that I have been brought up knowing full well which each cutlery item is for and I can be at home in any upmarket establishment. I am also the kind of girl who will backpack across the world and have what the locals are eating on a bench in the village/town square. Both experiences are fun, but just different.
18: What is the most embarrassing situation a client has put you in on a date? Are there other such situations that you would really like to avoid in future?
I am always happy to talk about the things I or others enjoy in life. I like the anonymity of my encounters though. Let’s both leave our personal lives at home and just enjoy our time together discussing life’s subtleties, pleasures and wonders.
19: If you could choose freely amongst all the persons in the world, living or dead, who would be your number one choice to have between your legs?
Ryan Gosling and Idris Elba make me swoon.
20: If a client voices a stupid opinion to which you disagree, would you tell him/her so or would you nod in agreement?
It depends on how stupid. I think we all babble or say stupid things when we are nervous and I understand that our opinions are all shaped by our different past histories. If a client were to say something discriminatory or cruel, then I would ask them why they had come to that conclusion, and if they asked my opinion, I would simply inform them that I had received a different experience which would make me disagree with them. As humans, we all disagree in this life, but we don’t have to be a dick about it.
21: What is your favourite quote?
“All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost.” – J.R.R. Tolkien
22: What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
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