Allure’s Escort Etiquette
Whether you are planning a one off tryst or embarking on a regular bi monthly date here are some simple rules on escort etiquette you need to follow before, during and after seeing a one of our exclusive London escorts. These tips will help you make an impression for all the right reasons.
This starts as soon as you pick up the phone or type a booking enquiry form. If your tone is curt, rude and abrupt at this stage it doesn’t fill the receptionist with joy and they are unlikely to progress your enquiry onto the next and most important stage; meeting your chosen elite London escort. So try not to be difficult to deal with over the phone or email as it will make us believe you’re a pain in real life. Once you have met your high class escort a “hello” and polite chat is the norm. I do recall a couple of times in my early days as an escort clients coming through the door and immediately removing their clothes! I promise you that we will get to that part soon but manners first, please.
Don’t be tardy
This is London; traffic is horrific and our lives are busy but if you find yourself running ten minutes late then just let reception know. Usually a few minutes is no problem at all and these things happen but it is rude to keep a lady waiting. It takes ten seconds to make a phone call and doing so will make the lady feel that you are considerate towards her feelings, therefore ensuring a good start to your date.
Please do not be insulted when you are asked to shower. You may have had a shower this morning or even before you left your house but that is now some time ago so if you want to get down and dirty with a lady then take a shower at the start of the meeting and emerge from the bathroom clean, dry, hygienic and fresh. This will make your companion feel at ease and will lead to a more enjoyable and satisfying time. Mouthwash is also a really good idea, especially if you have spent the day drinking coffee.
Please do not call from a private number. We respect honesty and transparency. During my time within the industry I have met clients with missing limbs, colostomy bags, automatic insultingly pumps, a gentleman in a wheelchair: the list is endless but not one person thought to tell me so I could be mentally prepared. Had I known I would not have refused as I am comfortable with almost everyone but on all of these occasions it was shock and I can’t deny that it caused unnecessary awkwardness on both parts. So just let us know so that we can ask the lady if she is happy to go ahead and I can promise you that there will be no awkwardness upon meeting you.
I have also met clients where they have planned activities out of my remit such as s&m toys, role plays and fantasies that quite honestly do not fit my fantasy but it would have been helpful to know this beforehand so I could know what to expect and provide the best experience; alternatively if I felt like this wasn’t right for me then I could say so you could find someone that did fulfil your expectations.
No gossips please
“I saw so and so and this happened” is not interesting to me furthermore it makes you look like a tattle tale. I am automatically thinking “will all the details of our date be told to the next high class escort he books?. Discretion is rule numero uno of this game and it works both ways. Please try to remember this and behave like a gentleman.
Nosey Parker’s are not welcome
Do not pry and or make assumptions. “Are you single?” “Do you worry that no one will want to marry an escort” “What is your real name?” are not concerns or questions that need to be addressed in a booking. The lady before you has chosen to be a high class companion and will be enjoying her personal choices so keep it light and fun. A date with an escort is meant to be care free, no strings, decadent, naughty and be the most amazing experience which will leave you both on a high. Think about the way you speak with a lady and whether you would want similar questions asked of you.
The gift that keeps on giving
A token of your appreciation will be rewarded two fold. Although not essential and not expected it is a pleasant surprise and if you really want your date to be unforgettable than a small gift such as a bottle of wine or flowers is an excellent start.
I hope that most gentleman will have read the above sub sections and chuckled thinking “no one makes those gaffes” but occasionally people do, we are all human even escorts! I want every gentleman to have a pleasurable experience with our ladies, it should be the highlight of your day and week not a catalogue of errors that leave you thinking “well that was awkward”. Politeness, punctuality and hygiene go a long way in this world, remember that and you’ll have a blast. Just follow our escort etiquette guide and you won’t go wrong.
If you have any more queries on escort etiquette then take a look at this article in Top Romp.